Is that you Gwen?
I was out in Cardiff last night, in the City Bar, when I spotted a girl that looked just like Gwen from Torchwood. Obviously, it was her. Her real name is Eve Myles, and she was out in one of my...
View ArticleI am the Doctor
I just found this picture on my PC from the days when my ex-wife didn’t want to kill me. She took this photo and sent it in to one of her women’s mags for a look-a-like contest. I didn’t win sadly, the...
View ArticleThe Chav Car Anthem
This rap song is perfect for the chavs who love to defend their pimped up rides over at my Chav Car website; yourcarisshit.com. This one’s for all of you Kevins out there. Share on Facebook
View ArticleHDNL (Home Delivery Network)
Since I wrote about how the Home Delivery Network (HDL) botched a delivery of an Amazon order I placed by throwing it over a gate into a puddle, in the pouring rain, I’ve been getting loads of comments...
View ArticleSeven things I would ban if I became Prime Minister
If I became Prime Minister (or if I at least had some hold over the current PM) here are seven things I’d ban in the UK. Bus lanes We don’t need bus lanes; they cause congestion and result in buses...
View ArticleMillion Pound Drop gives wrong answer to Doctor Who question
Now I’m not an argumentative person, but had I been on the Million Pound Drop last night with Davina McCall, I would have raised bloody hell live on TV following the disgrace that was their Sci-Fi...
View ArticleThe Doctor Who Experience
Having seen this video of the Doctor Who Experience, I seriously want to go on it. I’ve been to a Doctor Who exhibition in Cardiff Bay, when they had some props and sets on loan from Blackpool, but...
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